final draft this i believe

i believe in explosive therapy. when i am down, i can call my friend and he will know exactly what to do.
BLAM! how can seeing a potato by a firework not cheer you up? somethings never change. no matter how bad i feel, TNT fishing will make me ecstatic.
PFFD! there goes a dud. still fun, it made a funky noise. even in a partial failure, focus on the partial success.
BA-DOOM! the sonic boom of a potato violently exiting the front end of a PVC pipe. the potato will soar to new heights, as will my mood after this session of explosive therapy.